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The Best Of The Guards (2009)

by Muller and Patton

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The Prince of Capow Is going to dine with us tonight Do all that you can To see that his highness feels alright Keep the conversation light Don't talk too much or you might Start to bother him The Prince of Capow Appreciates theatre and Art So when he arrives Be sure that you all do your part To keep a smile in his heart Keep him amused and aroused And keep his goblet full. The Prince of Capow I'd be remiss not to mention Pays particular attention to the girls -it's true So just be aware There's an excellent chance his Famous royal advances will be made to you The Prince of Capow From his crown down to his toes Is often arraigned In robes of soft satin rose But every Capowian knows That in the Emperor's clothes The Prince is quite a sight The Prince of Capow He has an appetite that's famous So tell the cook not to shame us Cuz he'll be here soon We'll need a boar And a whole lot of mutton When that glutton starts struttin' Through our dining room. I hear his palace has a thousand stairs I hear his chest has a thousand hairs I hear his bed holds a thousand wives - Who cares? The Prince of Capow Visits just once in a season So do all you can within reason In the royal bed If you refuse To let him try you at pleasin' He could try you for treason Just don't lose your head...
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Let Muller and Patton take you on a journey through time, with Gordon, Clifford, Gary and Frank, better known as the Guards. This fictional band weathered the decades, changing their style to suit their times, and expressing in their music the changes in their lives, and in the world around them.

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released September 1, 2009

All music by Jaye Muller and Ben Patton.
Lyrics by Ben Patton.
"The Guards Story" by Muller and Patton.
Recorded at Chateau de Guilleragues.
All instruments and vocals: Jaye Muller and Ben Patton.
Except lead guitar on The Living Dead Of Belmont High: André Maquera at West Street Digital.
Front cover Art by Ben Patton.

© 2009 Muller and Patton, All rights reserved.

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